Jets Fan Pays Stripper Dressed As Geno Smith For Halloween To Change Her Costume

BSO – The costumes worn at Friday night’s Halloween party ranged from sexy French Maids to Naughty Schoolgirls. Some of the sexy Vivid Cabaret NYC girls stripped out of their favorite athlete’s uniforms: Derek Jeter, Carmelo Anthony, Jose Reyes, Masahiro Tanaka and others. Alas, one beautiful Vivid Cabaret NYC girl had to change her outfit early in the evening. “Kimmie,” an alluring auburn haired beauty, was wearing NY Jets QB Geno Smith’s #7 jersey. “I like Geno and the Jets and I had his jersey and a Jets helmet as my costume,” she said. “But when people saw my outfit they were telling me how bad Geno is and making fun of him and the Jets.” “A Wall Street guy seated in the VIP Ultra Lounge said he would give me a huge tip if I took off the Geno Smith costume, which I did. But he meant not to put it back on. He gave me more money to select a new costume, so I spent the rest of the night wearing and stripping out of a schoolgirl outfit,” she explained. “I feel bad for the Jets playing so bad, and I have to admit Geno Smith hasn’t done well. What number is Matt Simms?” she asked.

Well today we answered a question, folks. We discovered the answer to “whats beneath rock bottom?”

And the answer to that question is “When you’re such a bad quarterback, strippers cannot make money if they associate with you.” Geno Smith is so bad and so depressing he makes hard dicks go soft. He turns sexy women ugly. Guys are so turned off just be the mere mention of his name, they stop worrying about strippers taking off their clothes and start worrying about what clothes they are going to put on. He’s so goddam bad at football, a fucking MATT SIMMS costume is a better alternative for a goddam stripper. Thats it my friends. All that stuff is a step below rock bottom for a pro athlete.

The interceptions, the fumbles, the embarrassing headlines, your on the field career coming to a screeching halt – thats all just normal rock bottom. But some finance bro Wall Street douche thinking you’re such a bum, his sex workers can’t even remind him of you – thats some next level depression. They always say in NYC when the media or the fans turn on you, its only a matter of time before you’re run out of town. I’d argue that the real death knell is when the strippers turn on you.